ziallasylum: let’s focus on dumb and even dumber
nialling: white lips, pale face down ass up that’s the way we like to fuck
malijuanastyles: LIKE fUCK HE LAUGHS AT HIS OWN JOKE AND THEN HE HAS TO CATCH HIS BREATH HE CLUTCHES HIS CHEST I’M GONNA FUCKING PASS OUT
david-tennants-little-fangirl: neverthehurricane: sherlockchins: sunshien: my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance hahaha i just read gay porn #unpublished stories from independent writers...
mom: are you on drugs?
hhaahoran: NIALLS HAIR IS NEARLY THE LENGTH OF SUMMER 2012 BRING OUT THE FIREWORKS WE’RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A PARTY
gay4zayn: did they even try
BUT ZAYN AND NIALL ARE FUCKING HOLDING HANDS. WHAT IS THIS SHIT.
get a proper job u dick: you know how guys like to... →
pineappleliam: you know how guys like to have their head scratched well i bet liam would love it like you’d be sitting on the couch watching tv and liam would lay his head down in your lap and almost like a little kitten or something he’d nuzzle into you until you started to run your nails lightly over his…
leedskiss: “are those nudes of harry” “fuck off zayn its none of your business”
edwardpayne: liam is that big goof who quotes toy story to you on a daily basis and then later fucks you on his toy story sheets
shagingniall: I want to go skinny dipping with Niall and make out with him as the moon reflects on the water and his hair is messy and his nose is pink because it’s cold and he holds me tight against his body as he giggles and kisses me.
doncasturbate: imagine walking past the frat house and you look up and he is staring out the window and watching your every move and when he realizes he got caught he’s all like